Under the new GOP platform, every fetus will be protected or avenged, and womens reproductive systems will be controlled by the people who know best male politicians and churches.
Under the GOP, our borders will be secure. Those foolhardy enough to cross will be shot or imprisoned. And Latinos will never be without papers.
Under the GOP, the military will be made more powerful to protect American interests. So our corporations will be free to extract resources and money from anywhere on the planet.
Under the GOP, billions of dollars for Social Security and Medicare will be liberated from the evil governments control to earn profits for corporations. The power to decide who lives and dies will be returned to those who know best – large insurance companies and PhRMA.
Under the GOP, the wealthy will pay fewer taxes. Corporations will pay no taxes. And the rest of us will have to work harder and longer to make up for it.
Under the GOP, there will be no Environmental Protection Agency and no Endangered Species Act. Nothing to interfere with the profiteering of Big Oil.
Under the GOP, the “sanctity” of marriage will be protected from “sinners” such as gays and lesbians.
Under the GOP, people of color will have their right to vote protected. But only if they have proper ID and are willing to stand in long lines.
Under the GOP, the deficit will be reduced at the expense of the poor. There will be no Medicaid. No public education. No food stamps. No unemployment insurance. No welfare. Charity is only for churches, and today’s evangelicals are only interested in your soul and your fetuses.
If elected to control the White House and Congress, the Guardians Of Privilege vow to Restore America to the 18th century. And if you think Im exaggerating, you definitely havent been paying attention.